Try to listen up yo, 
to a truth they can't deny;
You've been hosed by Domino's;
the math don't lie. 

Lift open their box
and you should be miffed. 
The corners are gone;
guess who's been stiffed?

Tight fisted they've been;
round pizza is light.
Made fools out of us.
This just ain't right. 

Squares, not circles,
that's what's fair;
Twenty-seven percent
more pizza is there.

Ignore no more
the pizza they tore;
Like the emperor's clothes
that he never wore.

Gonna bury Papa John, 
and he won't have mourners;
'cause at RightAnglePizza
WE DONT CUT CORNERS